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Saturday, September 21, 2013

Punctuating Irony



I Guess Sheetz kitchen is only open from time to time.

I'm not a grammar "Nazi," but I do find the misuse of quotation marks "amusing."

Find more "below"








As if gas station "catfish" wasn't already questionable.

But may not be valid certain times of the day, see fine print....

Totally reassuring. 

They look like real onions to me.



I guess you can go that way no matter how you are related (or not related) to young children.

Not really sorry



McDonalds

Just kidding, it was actually made for someone else.


Both "Free" and complimentary!


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You can actually use this rack for anything really,

What even is this?

Actually we're pretty cut throat.

A stolen ID would actually work just fine too.

I guess it's no big deal if you leave it slightly ajar.

As long as you don't turn the handle.

Ambiguous description relieves them of all "liability."







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